HAPPY BDAE ZIZI!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIZI! MY HUBBY! OOOH SORRIE CAN'T BE THERE PHYSICALLY BUT IN MY HEART I WILL ALWAYS RMB YOU! HAHA! LUV YA! MY WISH FOR YOU IS: I WISH ZIZI WILL STOP FAILING HER SUBJECTS LIKE ME... AWWW.. ISN'T THIS SWEET?

great! today i set my alarm at 7am. it rang, then like wad everybody will do, silent it. i couldn't see the time so i went back to sleep. it rang again. i made it shut up. the room was too dark n the light on the clock wasn't enuff for my diminishing morning eyes. guess wad! i woke up (aft the alarm went off for like 9 times) at 8.30! crap lah! i have trng at 9! so i thot, it wasn't official so teachers may not be there. i was wrong! totally didn't set a good example. n i had to wait so long for my turn to sign in at the security box! arrrgh! can't you tell i was in a hurry?? there ain't bombs in my bag!! grrrr...

ohhoho training was alright. the sun was being too generous yet again! we have 4 new girls so that makes all of us 20. but yichen's leaving for canada where hunks exist and melissa isn't in a good condition. this is sad :( we only just started bonding! nvm... ah! elly & wendy! if u're reading this, i'll murder u both if u ever attempt to pair me up with THAT CREATURE! haha! no! unacceptable okay! after trng, we have the bathing episode. it's a bit different then the situation last time with the J2s cuz last time it was havoc! now a bit quiet, but i know it'll progress! soon, amanda n elly will come up with some chinese oldie! *faints* okay we went Raffles City Shopping Centre to eat! we seriously were starving to death! then must wait fer everyone before eating. keep staring at the steaming bowl of food in front of us.. and i was poking my food n counting the number of mushrooms to distract me from hunger. aft the super super full meal, we went Peninsular to buy some hockey stuff. yup! then we went all split up n go home... AMANDA! U ARE HEARTLESS!
PANG SEH-ED ME!
TOTALLY UNFORGIVABLE!!
u better treat me to redeem your sin!

ok this is where the NIGHTMARE begins....
this was the CRAP that RUINED my day! it PISSED me off the top! there were this 2 girls. WRONG. 2 MENTALLY CHALLENGED GIRLS so to speak. they kept turning their heads, stared at me like STARED, scanned me, turned back, gossip, spoke bad abt me, purposefully at a volume loud enuff for my ears to listen to, look again at me while talking bad and this is the worst.. THEY ROLLED THEIR PHREAKIN' EYES AT ME! why? why? why? i dunno! the only thing i did was boarding a PUBLIC TRANSPORT called the MRT! they're not chinese, their some other race. one was quite pretty and all but she just had to go along with the other one whom i shall catogorise as a FREAK OF NATURE. she, rmb her pple, wore a cheap black sleeveless and on top of it, a blood red halter, her boobs sagged to the floor (ok i'm exaggerating) and her lard was spilling out from all corners, all directions u can possibly imagine. they were speaking in their SUPER FAKE AMERICAN ACCENT that disguested the hell outta me. the whole time, from DOUBY GHAUT to SENGKANG, she n her friend rolled their eyes at me for who knows 100 times! their eyes not tired one arh? worst still, Ms. FON (FreakOfNature) over there kept giving this look that reads: U R SO UGLY. and my brain conjured up these 2 words: TOTAL IRONY. Lord, please tell me wad did i do!!! so i was msging elly and she's THE ONE man! she really made my day! I LOVE U! woops.. wait JJ angry at me! haha! and of cuz there was nerd-face who suggested i should run away in case they'd bash me up. and i did, sort of, went to an alternative escalator. they diao me even while they r walking out of the train.. TALK ABOUT FREAKS! wad the heck i'm glad this traumatising experience is over. i mean, wad if u were me? i was alone cuz MANDA PS-ED ME! it was 2 vs 1 on a match of personal attack! i was clearly outnumbered. if MANDA was with me, i could at least made their day miserable.

THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN TO TODAY'S CRAP OF THE DAY! GOODBYE FOLKS!

WHO ME? JESSICA CLAIRE CHEW
BORN ON: 6 AUG 1988
PROUD TO BE: A BUMMER & A CATHOLIC
MAIL: DANGER_KEEPOUT@HOTMAIL.COM

LOVES
- GOD
- FAMILY & FRIENDS
- BUMMING
- MUSIC & MTV
- SINGING
- HANGING OUT
- IPOD
- SWIMMING
- TANNING
- CRAPPING
- MY OCD
- TEQUILA SUNRISE

HATES
- THE RAIN
- THE RAIN
- DID I MENTION THE RAIN?

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HAPPY BDAE ZIZI!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIZI! MY HUBBY! OOOH SORRIE CAN'T BE THERE PHYSICALLY BUT IN MY HEART I WILL ALWAYS RMB YOU! HAHA! LUV YA! MY WISH FOR YOU IS: I WISH ZIZI WILL STOP FAILING HER SUBJECTS LIKE ME... AWWW.. ISN'T THIS SWEET?

great! today i set my alarm at 7am. it rang, then like wad everybody will do, silent it. i couldn't see the time so i went back to sleep. it rang again. i made it shut up. the room was too dark n the light on the clock wasn't enuff for my diminishing morning eyes. guess wad! i woke up (aft the alarm went off for like 9 times) at 8.30! crap lah! i have trng at 9! so i thot, it wasn't official so teachers may not be there. i was wrong! totally didn't set a good example. n i had to wait so long for my turn to sign in at the security box! arrrgh! can't you tell i was in a hurry?? there ain't bombs in my bag!! grrrr...

ohhoho training was alright. the sun was being too generous yet again! we have 4 new girls so that makes all of us 20. but yichen's leaving for canada where hunks exist and melissa isn't in a good condition. this is sad :( we only just started bonding! nvm... ah! elly & wendy! if u're reading this, i'll murder u both if u ever attempt to pair me up with THAT CREATURE! haha! no! unacceptable okay! after trng, we have the bathing episode. it's a bit different then the situation last time with the J2s cuz last time it was havoc! now a bit quiet, but i know it'll progress! soon, amanda n elly will come up with some chinese oldie! *faints* okay we went Raffles City Shopping Centre to eat! we seriously were starving to death! then must wait fer everyone before eating. keep staring at the steaming bowl of food in front of us.. and i was poking my food n counting the number of mushrooms to distract me from hunger. aft the super super full meal, we went Peninsular to buy some hockey stuff. yup! then we went all split up n go home... AMANDA! U ARE HEARTLESS!
PANG SEH-ED ME!
TOTALLY UNFORGIVABLE!!
u better treat me to redeem your sin!

ok this is where the NIGHTMARE begins....
this was the CRAP that RUINED my day! it PISSED me off the top! there were this 2 girls. WRONG. 2 MENTALLY CHALLENGED GIRLS so to speak. they kept turning their heads, stared at me like STARED, scanned me, turned back, gossip, spoke bad abt me, purposefully at a volume loud enuff for my ears to listen to, look again at me while talking bad and this is the worst.. THEY ROLLED THEIR PHREAKIN' EYES AT ME! why? why? why? i dunno! the only thing i did was boarding a PUBLIC TRANSPORT called the MRT! they're not chinese, their some other race. one was quite pretty and all but she just had to go along with the other one whom i shall catogorise as a FREAK OF NATURE. she, rmb her pple, wore a cheap black sleeveless and on top of it, a blood red halter, her boobs sagged to the floor (ok i'm exaggerating) and her lard was spilling out from all corners, all directions u can possibly imagine. they were speaking in their SUPER FAKE AMERICAN ACCENT that disguested the hell outta me. the whole time, from DOUBY GHAUT to SENGKANG, she n her friend rolled their eyes at me for who knows 100 times! their eyes not tired one arh? worst still, Ms. FON (FreakOfNature) over there kept giving this look that reads: U R SO UGLY. and my brain conjured up these 2 words: TOTAL IRONY. Lord, please tell me wad did i do!!! so i was msging elly and she's THE ONE man! she really made my day! I LOVE U! woops.. wait JJ angry at me! haha! and of cuz there was nerd-face who suggested i should run away in case they'd bash me up. and i did, sort of, went to an alternative escalator. they diao me even while they r walking out of the train.. TALK ABOUT FREAKS! wad the heck i'm glad this traumatising experience is over. i mean, wad if u were me? i was alone cuz MANDA PS-ED ME! it was 2 vs 1 on a match of personal attack! i was clearly outnumbered. if MANDA was with me, i could at least made their day miserable.

THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN TO TODAY'S CRAP OF THE DAY! GOODBYE FOLKS!